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Butterworth: Girl students watched in horror as their teacher were repeatedly assaulted with lab equipments during an experiment in a lab.

The incident at a top Chinese school here resulted in the teacher suffering multiple cock injuries. He was rushed to the Bagan Specialist for further treatment.

The attack is believed to have been sparked by a misunderstanding a few weeks ago when the victim allegedly called the assailants “You all Bodoh one!!”

The drama unfolded at 9.00a.m. yesterday during an experiment for 19 students.

The boy students, all rushed toward the teacher armed with various types of lab equipment started hitting the teacher on his cock after he shouted loudly at them and make the sparked fire more huge.

The teacher, only known as Chris, said that he suffer from sharp pain on underbody and fainted before he can protect his cock…

Girls at the lab said that their teacher was bleeding profusely in underbody which was believed to be heavily hit by hard object.

Chris were received a cock transplant from an unknown animal in hospital since his cock was already 90% disconnect.

According to the girls, the misunderstanding stemmed from the teacher, Chris which always shouted loudly on students with no reason during the class or experiment.

The students’ parents said that teacher “dai sei” because their son will sit for STPM in the ended of the year, suffering from high pressure already yet the teacher shout on them.

State CID chief Asst. Comm. II Tiu Nia Ma confirmed that police will close the case because they also think that teacher was “dai sei”.

YO ! Here to congrats our honor winner of samsung G810 , Jinz !!! kiekie.


Continue with the 2 winners before , keong bird *strong bird huh ?*


Jinz is already the 3rd lucky fella in the class .

Our class's feng shui seems so good , ang gong boh bi ,

perhaps the next winner will appear in our class soon ...

hehe .....

NEXT NEXT ~~

A Headline from a newspaper Clipping from 6AS1 Daily about a former 6AS1 student sodomy allegation picture was leaked!

Butterworth: Blogger ckhoong was found sleep over night with an unknown guy in hotel.

“I just shock when I break into the room, I thought something bad was happening, but I saw two guys, naked and hugs together, sleeping like dead.” said the 50 year olds hotel managers, who refuse to gave his name. “I think they are tired after a night of ‘war’, heh…”

The two guys, who believes to be already having sexual intercourse are too tired and can’t get up to check out. The house keeper keep knocking the door but no body answered, he then inform the manager, manager then inform our reporter just incase something very bad happen like murder case…

After break into the room, the silly guys are still sleeping, our reporter is able to capture some picture from them and leave the room. Yet, they don’t know about everything happen!

A day later, our crews are able to interview some of the fellow bloggers of ckhoong, here is some opinion from them

Birdranger: 我认识他很久了，他的人真的很傻很天真。。。希望大家不要再伤害他。

SheeP-y-y: Omg...请大家不要用有色眼光看待他们...

Jinz: What is really happening to our class? Can't he masturbate himself? Is really disgusting to look at this, and I really disappointing his action, is it so necessary to find a guy and sodomy? Hoong.. please.. I sad for you, your mom, your friends, and your girl friend...

Weizz: well, i know this guy since a very long time ago, he is a bisexual. he told me that he is impotent and his girlfriend cannot fulfill his sexual desire. thus he gotta find someone to penetrate him, the only way to fulfill him. by the way, he said he tried many different size before, and he used to masturbate using test tube and it breaks inside his arse. i think he is getting more and more abnormal. somebody please send him to insane asylum. .. and i feel sorry to his girlfriend...

Keong: -Insert comment-

Sean: May God Bless, Amitabha ....

Kee: ………. *不回应?*

荧幕说：‘我好惨啊，每天给人看。’
键盘说：‘我更惨呢，每天给人打。’
滑鼠说：‘我才惨呢，每天给人摸。’
主机说：‘你们有我惨吗？每天给人按肚挤。’
光碟机说：‘我更惨，每天给人插。’
软碟机说：‘我更惨，现在没人插我了。’
USB随身碟说：‘谁有我惨！这边插完就去插那边插，一不小心还要被感染。’
主机板：‘不要以为我被很多东西插很爽，其实我最惨，他们插进来后就不动了，那才是最难受啊！’
音效卡：‘还说呢，明明是插你，为什么都是我在叫！’

After many hours of survey, 6AS1 Daily finally success get different opinions and answer from 19 students from 6AS1. Now, I (Jinz) would like to present and announce the winner of 6AS1 award academy for each Category.

Best Branded Mobile Phone Award
And the nominees are...
Motorola Samsung
Nokia Sony Ericsson
LG (Life's Good) HP
Other



And The Winner Is....

Sony Ericsson

Result:

Sony Ericsson - 7 Votes
Nokia - 5 Votes
Motorola - 3 Votes
Samsung - 1 Votes
LG - 1 Votes
HP - 1 Votes
Other - 1 Votes

Next... We have award for

Best Petrol Award
And the nominees are...

Shell Petronas
Mobil Esso
Caltex BHP



And The Winner Is....

Shell

Result:
Shell - 10 Votes
Caltex - 3 Votes
Mobil - 2 Votes
Esso - 2 Votes
Petronas - 1 Votes
BHP Petrol - 0 Votes

After That.. Is time for..

Best Operator Award

And the nominees are...

Maxis Digi
Celcom U-Mobile




And The Winner Is....

Maxis

Result:
012 - 9 Votes
016 - 5 Votes
017 - 4 Votes
014 - 1 Votes
013 - 0 Votes
019 - 0 Votes

Furthermore.. going for

Best Branded Car Award
And the nominees are...

Proton Perodua
Nissan Honda
Toyota Hyundai





The Winner Goes to.....


Perodua

Result:
Perodua - 5 Votes
Proton - 4 Votes
Honda - 3 Votes
Toyota - 3 Votes
Nissan - 1 Votes
Hyundai - 1 Votes

The last Award and it's an extraordinary Award ~~

BEST MASTURBATION AWARD

And the nominees are...

Cheah Yipehn a.k.a Birdranger

Hew Zeen Wei a.k.a yoda

( introduction: This is the face when I masturbate... hiak hiak)

Teoh Chun Jin a.k.a Lan Lan

( intorduction: Don't ever try to challenge my middle finger with your buttock~~)

Chow Chek Kee a.k.a Bigini

( introduction: Bigini is the best solution for me to get HIGH~~)

And finally, the Winner for this season Is...

Pang Xiang Yang a.k.a Snake Pang

DONT GIVE UP!!

Ladies and Gentlemen , we would likely to present ~~

Pn Ong :

你是跳班生来的你知道吗，所以应该比其他同学聪明的 .....

可是 ......

为什么事实总是这么残酷呢, 呜 ............

fifie my spaces

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Krishnasamy (Chemistry Teacher)
-You're Not Listening
-You Don't Want Listen Your Pasal

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